The Most Serene Republic of Elite Sacred The is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 10 million Elite Sacred Theans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Elite Sacred Thean economy, worth 406 billion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,637 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Elite Sacred The's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Elite Sacred The is ranked 198,094^th in the world and 1,323^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,977.91 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.